December 21, 2011

Potench

Every time I reach the top of my staircase, I cringe.

And then I shutter exactly 17 times.

Every time.

Because this is what I see:


I know, I know.  It's full of "potench" (potential, of course).  But right now, it's just too much.  So many issues.  Which should I tackle first?  I have a feeling this will need to wait until summer.

But for now, I'll relish in the fact that I have 2 weeks off.  Hip hip hooray for Christmas break!  And hip hip hooray for  hubs who allows me to celebrate my school year 3 times a year via restaurant visits (first day of school, last day of second semester, and last day of school...to be exact).

Hip hip hoorays all around.

December 20, 2011

Christmas Imperfections

Moving in December creates interesting circumstances.  See below:

Christmas cards started...but not sent out.  (Please note the KitchenAid in the background.  The bowl is missing, and that means something has recently been baked.  Unfortunately that something was only for my students.  PS - they raved about Sheree's No-Fail Chocolate Chip Cookies.)
 A tree with no presents underneath.  About 50% finished with shopping, but no wrapping has occurred...because the wrapping paper is at our apartment...which we are avoiding like the plague.
 Christmas decor that never made it's way out of the package. 
 More unfinished Christmas decor.  I continue to love this strand of sparkly garland, but it never made it to a better location. 
 An unpacked freezer (yes, we moved 2 1/2 weeks ago and I haven't unpacked our freezer).  Look close and you'll see about 6 dozen cookies for the kiddos. 
 A faux China cabinet full of decor/Christmas decor boxes/painting supplies.  But doesn't it look lovely against the floral backdrop?!
 A dining room table that is quasi-decorated and quasi-"I'm not sure where I put that, so I'll unpack the box right here in a failed attempt to find it".
Either way, it's Christmastime and I'm loving being in our house for the season.  I hope to tackle my first project over break (yippee, one more day!!!).  Will def post pitchers.

Happy almost Christmas break (for those of you lucky ones who get one)!

And happy light-looking (for those of you who do that kind of thing).  Hubs and I are leaving in 30 seconds to grab a hot bev and drive wildly down the quaint streets of T-town. Yippee!!

December 18, 2011

She Bakes

My view for the afternoon:
Not bad, eh?

Sheree's No-Fail Chocolate Chip Cookies (or M&M's...or whatever you have on hand)
2 1/4 c. flour
1 t. baking soda
1/2 c. margarine
1/2 c. butter
1/4 c. sugar
3/4 c. brown sugar
1 t. vanilla
1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding
2 eggs
12 oz. choc chips


Mix flour and baking soda.  Cream together butter, margarine, sugar, and brown sugar. Mix together vanilla and pudding mix, then add eggs.  Mix all together after mixing each separately (or don't...and do what I do...put all your wet ingredients in, then dump the dry ones in a cup at a time...I make my own rules).  Stir in choc chips.  Chill for 20-30 minutes (makes them nice and fluffy when you bake them). Bake 8-10 minutes at 375.

Make these right now.  Your cookie world will blow up.  Because these are so simple and so delectable.  And because they remind you of home.  And because your 130 students need treats this week...

December 14, 2011

Pitchers

And by that, of course I mean "pictures."  I'm getting in the habit of saying things "incorrectly" too much in my real life that when I'm talking to students I accidentally say things like, "brb," or "be sure you put a pitcher of yourself on the cover," or "what kind of zert do you want me to bring you next week?" Etc.

Anywho.

Wanna see some pitchers of our house?  Okay.  Here's where we are so far.  Note - nothing is permanent and nearly everything will change.

We raked last Saturday.  My arms just stopped hurting, and it's Wednesday.  
 25 bags, friends.  25 bags.  I tried to look all trendy mid-raking in case our neighbors stopped by to greet us.  They didn't.  All for naught...
 Our fireplace.  Duh.  HUGE plans for this space. 
 Poor light, I know.  But you get the idea.  Cute little tree corner.
 Other side of the living area.  Again, big plans for this space.  Obviously, it's a bit sparse now.
 After dozens of tries from my patient MIL (naturally, she was being patient with her son, not me), we finally took a half-decent pitcher for our Christmas card. 
So merry 11 days before Christmas.  Haven't even started my shopping.  Story of my life.  Loves.

December 10, 2011

Le Tour De House

Would ya like a tour of our abode?  (I'm pretending you're having a conversation with me.)

Yes, please!

Wonderful!  I'd pour you a cup of coffee, but nothing good would come out of me having two cups of hot liquid next to my lappy (lap top, of course).  So just sit back, relax, and enjoy a tour of the Carlson Casa from the comfort of your own home.

*Note:  pictures were taken by the realtor (Helen Crow - if you live in Topeka and need a house, go to HER - she is amaaaaaaazing).

Let's begin with the outside, shall we?
 This is the first picture of the house I ever saw.  I was less than impressed.  I still think the pictures from the side angle showcase it much better. 
 Aaaaand the back.  Note: Daniel and I have not mastered the art of gardening....we're hoping our thumbs will turn green this winter.  And if not, we both have moms with green thumbs, and they live less than a day's drive from us.......so perhaps they will offer to help greenify our lawn.  Hint, hint....

What you're looking at is the screened-in porch (duh), the living room addition (right side), the front living room (left, bottom), and entry into the kitchen (through the French doors you can barely see through the screened-in porch).  We're hoping for a killer 4th of July party next summer.  Consider this your invitation!
Step inside our house and you will see a quaint entryway with gorgeous woodwork.  The French doors you're looking through lead to the dining room (and the only room with floor-to-ceiling wallpaper, hallelujah).
Changes to be made in the dining room:  lose the brass chandelier (and stat!), remove the wallpaper, paint with a fun, boldish color (this room is entirely contained - swinging door leads to the kitchen - how fun!).
 Living room at the front of the house.  Don't you just love the woodwork on the fireplace!?
 All the wood floors are original to the house (built in 1940).
Before we travel upstairs, we'll finish the main floor.  This is the full bathroom on the main level.  Complete with bird decor.
 This is the room we will likely spend most of our time.  It is just off the kitchen (and by "just off," I mean the kitchen directly overlooks this room - what I've always wanted).  There are two sky-lights on the ceiling that are southeast-facing - perfect for sunlight of course!
I almost didn't have kitchen pictures to show you.  Now THAT would have been a travesty.  Already planning for the dozens of cinnamon rolls I'm going to make in the next few weeks.  We have BIG plans for the kitchen.  I've also always wanted a kitchen with white cabinets, so one of my summer jobs is to transform this kitchen.  Pretty excited about it.

*Note:  while the house was built in 1940, the kitchen/laundry room (to the right), screened-in porch, and living room with sky-lights were added in 1994 - what a great year (the year our fam-bam moved to Abilene, sigh).
 Another view. 
 And yet another view...

Let's move upstairs, shall we?  There's a lovely window seat at the top of the stairs.  I'll show it to you sometime.  This is the office - big plans for the bookshelves.  BIG. 
 Guest room.  We believe that lovely lamp is original to the house.  I'm planning to go with a beach cottage theme in this room - real light and airy. 
 Master bedroom.  Again, gorgeous light fixture.  Hoping to paint it a soothing blue over my Christmas break.
 This is my dad's room.  He's already claimed it.  Scroll to the top and look at the picture of the front of the house.  I'll wait........  The window on the top floor in the middle is the one you're looking at right now.  We refer to this room as the "sewing room," but I'm looking to use it for my morning quiet time.  It's an itty-bitty room, so I'm looking for a small, but comfortable, chair.  Any ideas?
Before we head outside again, let's take a quick peak at the basement and garage.  I have big dreams for the basement, but the nice thing is that because there's plenty of room elsewhere, we don't need the space it offers (right now...).  Maybe someday.  For now, it functions as laundry room #2 (story to come) and storage space (thanks to dad for investing in those awesome shelves for us!!).  
This, my friends, is what we in the biz like to call a tandem garage.  There is technically space for two vehicles...parked one in front of the other.  Most likely, the back part will be used for Daniel's workshop while the front part will house the beloved Alero.
Quickly, before you take off, let's look at the backyard.  Again, we will obviously need green thumbs...
 See that swing-set?  Yeah, that belongs to us now...
I will leave you with the image that began this journey.  We've only been here a week, but it's already starting to feel like home.  We feel so blessed to have found this house (and purchase it at a reasonable price!).  We already have 3 events on our entertaining calendar (all in the next 4 weeks, ee gads!), and we're hoping to schedule many more.  It is a big house, yes, and we obviously don't need all that space...which is why we are pumped to have YOU over!  Please, stop by sometime!  We promise to feed you, let you relax, or put you to work. Kidding.  Kind of. 
While we may have paid money for this sweet abode, we recognize that it's still not ours.  So we give this house and everything in it back to the One who gave it to us in the first place.
"The earth is the LORD's, and everything in it. The world and all its people belong to Him." Psalm 24:1

May we use it to glorify the One to whom it belongs.

Stop on by!  We'd love to have you. :)

December 5, 2011

BIG Announcement

Your patience is requested, please.  The interwebs have yet to be turned on...AT OUR HOUSE.

Yes, sweet friends, you understood that odd assortment of words correctly:  we are homeowners.  And I already have a BAZILLION stories for you.  Said stories include the following:  water leakage on night one, moving in the dark, hubs moonlighting as MacGyver, and oddities of the house.

Stay tuned.  Much to tell.  For now, however, I will leave you with a pic of our sweet house.  We love it.  It is, in two adjectives and a coordinating conjunction, quaint and perfect. 

So fun. Housewarming parties to come!!!

December 1, 2011

DECEMBER 1...

is today.  Remember my big announcement I have to tell you?  Well, it will need to wait.

So sorry.  Know that I'm more sorry (sorrier?) than you.

New date:  December 5.  That's Monday, ya'll.

Patience is a virtue...or so I'm telling myself.......

November 28, 2011

a challenge (of sorts...)

I love my family.  Scratch that.  I love my TWO families - my immediate family and hubs' immediate family.  Last weekend, one of my SIL's (sister-in-law - for those new to the infamous abbreviations that regularly pop up on this ol' blog) told me about a friend of hers who gave up clothes shopping for 6 months.  That idea intrigued me a whole heck uva lot.

So I talked to hubs.  Because that's what I do when I'm intrigued.  He is my sounding board.  Sweet guy.

Then I thought more about it.  And thought and thought for 3 days.  I went back and forth.  I reasoned with myself as to why it would be a bad idea and why I thought I didn't really need to do it.  Then I realized that attempting to talk myself out of it is probably reason enough as to why I need to do it.

So I talked some more to hubs.  And thought some more.

And decided to give it a shot.

So from December 1 to June 1, I will not buy any clothes.  (I already tried to rationalize that I might need that cheap hoodie from Old Navy, those yoga pants from Victoria's Secret, that scarf from Target, those shoes from Gap, or those too-cute socks from Dillard's.  Lame.  I can do without.)

Bottom line:  I have enough.  I have more than enough.

I know that decisions like these are best made in secret, but I figured that if the idea intrigued me as much as it did/does, perhaps you would be intrigued as well.

Do you have more than enough _________ (fill in the blank...for me it's clothes)?  Would you think about joining me? 

Just throwing it out there...

Imagine what could be done with the money you would otherwise spend on clothes.  Dream big, people.

Any takers?  Holler back!!

PS - much gratitude to SIL Tammy for the suggestion.

November 21, 2011

Thanks

Psalm 107:17b
So thank God for his marvelous love,
      for his miracle mercy to the children he loves;
   Offer thanksgiving sacrifices,
      tell the world what he's done—sing it out!

Thanks for...
...a husband who has self-assurance as one of his top 5 strengths. $2 boo-rito on Halloween?  Def yes.
 ...for neph #3 who always amazes me with his growing mind.
 ...for nephs #'s 5 and 6...I mean, come on, what's not to love about human-sized candy corns?


...and so much more.

Life is sweet.  I saw a play on Saturday (Charlie Cox Runs with Scissors...never heard of it?  I hadn't either).  It had a great message, and you know I love all things with great messages.  The message was this:  life is short, so don't spend your time waiting for bad things to happen or waiting for life to "get better."  Love love LOVE where you're at...no matter where you're at.  It's all about perspective.

Happy Thanksgiving Week!

PS - 9 days until the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.  :)

November 15, 2011

Be Realz

im gunna b rlz 4 a sec. tk it r lv it.

I'm a little tired of sloppy work.  And by a "little," I mean A LOT.  I've gone through too much red ink...

I know my kiddos have a life outside of my class.  In fact, I regularly remind myself that my classroom is far from real life.

But seriously.

Marking up essay after essay and study guide after study guide is just exhausting.  I've been timing myself as I've been grading the latest batch of essays.  The strugglers take up to 10 minutes to grade while the beauties take 3-4 minutes.  I sigh.

And then there are the bright moments:
  • The kiddo who stays until 5 to catch up in my class
  • The connections made to the Kardashians...regardless of what we're reading
  • The team who names themselves "Mrs. Carlson's Favorite"...and then wins the review game.  I laugh.
  • The student who comes in at 7 am for help
  • The last-minute unit switcheroo that actually works
  • The sound of students thinking = silence 
 Teaching is wonderful.  Really wonderful.  But so so so exhausting.  To all you teachers out there - I feel your pain, and I rejoice in your light-bulb moments.

I've never been one to "live for the weekend," but I am thankful for Thanksgiving break.

I am also, however, thankful that my kids like what we're doing.

Life is too short to dwell with negative Nancy's.  As I tell my students:  it's all about perspective.

Current perspective I'm aiming for:  glass half-full.

November 12, 2011

Fall Festivities Part 2

It's been a full fall.  Full of funness.

Check it.

Jazzy was in Wichita.  I had a day off.  Perf combo.
 Small group outing to a corn maze.  Complete with a gigantic "trampoline". My cardio for the day.
 One baby neph.  So sweet. 
 Two nephs on a swing.
Cheers to fall.  And, may I say, we have some exciting news that's about to totally take over the blog.

Nope, not preggo.

Even better.  For us.  In this season of life.

Just you wait. It'll all become public knowledge on December 1st.

Eeeee gads!

November 1, 2011

Elementary?

These popsicle sticks made their way into my classroom today...

...and I used them for two different reasons.

Class A:  too many chatty chatters.  So each time I must remind them to stay on task OR each time a student blurts out, a stick is removed.  When all 5 sticks are removed, the students miss out on 1 minute of their  passing period.  If I must "put one stick back" because they are still disrupting, they miss out on 2 minutes of their passing period.  It's kind of a big deal.  Of course, of course, there are reinforcements for positive behavior.  I had them create their reinforcements, I'm "mulling them over" tonight, and I'll have a big reveal tomorrow.  Like I said, it's kind of a big deal...

Class B:  too many bathroom goers/task avoiders.  I have 3 sticks on the board for this class.  Each time a student leaves the room, a stick is removed.  When all sticks are removed, no on else leaves.  I told them today that since "I have to hold it, they do too."  This is also kind of a big deal...

Yay for using my "Behavior Management" class knowledge!!!!

And yay for finding a way to use popsicle sticks in a secondary classroom!!

October 31, 2011

KATE: Update

Please tell me you caught the rhyme.

On Saturday I told you all about the wonderful time I had at the KATE conference.  Since then, I've rehashed the experience times 5 as I told each class.  I thought you might be interested in their responses...
  • In response to the picture of my decorations:  
    • "Oh wow, that's really beautiful, Mrs. Carlson." - 15 year-old boy
    • "Are those real pumpkins?" - 15 year-old boy
    • "That is legit."
    • "Did you carve all the pumpkins?" (note:  the pumpkins were those itty bitty ones)
  • In response to the picture of Jay Asher and I:  "Mrs. Carlson, he is totally mackin' on you." - 15 year-old boy (are you noticing a trend??) - this comment was followed by an awkward back-pedal performed gracefully by yours truly...
  • In response to one of the group pictures:  "Hey!  Those are all English teachers!"  
Cute kids.  And full of charm, wit, and grace. 


October 29, 2011

KATE

No, silly, not THAT Kate...although she does have great style.

THIS KATE.  That's where I was last week.  And it was super fab.  And I spent lots of time with Jay Asher.  If you don't know who he is, stop reading this blog immediately, go to your local library or bookstore, and don't leave until you have a copy of his book, Thirteen Reasons Why, in your hands.  It's dang good...I read it in an afternoon.  Please return once you have a copy.  We'll wait...

Waiting...

Waiting...

Still waiting...

Oh good, you've returned.  Before you begin the book, check out some pics from the conference planned by my colleague, John.

For those of you who chose not to follow the multitude of links above, KATE stands for "Kansas Association of Teachers of English".  My colleagues and friends, John and Bryan, and both on the board.  And as I mentioned, John was the master planner of this year's conference.  In September, he swung (swang?  swinged?) by room and asked if I would do table decor for the conference.  And since I love me a good challenge, I answered, "Duh, yes."

Here, my friends, is proof that I slapped some arrangements together while my colleagues threw down some napkins, baby-sized gourds, tulle, and books taken borrowed from the school's book closet - do not fear fellow teachers, said books are not currently being used by any teacher.  Said books will also be promptly returned Monday morning. 

Here I am!  Scratch that.  More importantly, here Jay Asher is!!!  He signed my copy.  Lest you think that's the only fun I had with him, just you wait.  
 Jay Asher (it is humanly impossible to call an author by just his first name) mentioned at lunch that he wanted to enjoy some quality ice cream with us later that evening.  We, of course, imagined he was joking.  My friends, he was not.  So we scheduled a time to meet Jay Asher in the lobby of our hotel, and we ventured out into the grand metropolis of Wichita.  Because I claim to know Wichita like the back of my hand, I was nominated as the official tour guide...which meant I got to ride shot-gun in our enormous suburban.  I'll take it.

So here we are at Braum's in northish, eastish Wichita.  For those of you who want to know (aka:  Mom), mentor Courtney is on the left, co-presenter Jess is on the right, conference planner John is on the right in red, and department head Bryan is on the right in green.  Oh, and Jay Asher is between Jess and Courtney. And my head is the enormous one at the front. 
 Following our time at Braum's, I gave Jay Asher a few options.  My options were mostly lame...because it was a Thursday night and I doubted anything cool would be happening.  BUT he chose to check out Old Town.  So we ventured even further west.  Old Town was anything but hopping, so we re-loaded the suburban and ventured back to our hotel.

On our way back, I nostalgically pointed out every memory I had in downtown Wichita.  I'm sure I sighed a baker's dozen times.  I haphazardly mentioned that there was a donut store with a chicken on top somewhere in downtown Wichita.  Jay Asher proclaimed, "I love donuts!!"  My immediate internal reaction:  dangit, I do not know where this donut store with a chicken on top is.  My heart began racing as I reached for my space phone to use an app (suggested to me by mentor/friend Courtney who just presented on using space phones in the classroom) to locate said donut store with a chicken on top.  But when I looked up, I spotted the most glorious sight in the distance - a ginormous chicken atop a two-story building!  I knew it was the donut store with a chicken on top.  So into the parking lot we pulled, into the donut store with a chicken on top we walked, various-flavored donuts we ordered, and atop cheetah-printed carpet we sat.  For over an hour.  We enjoyed feeling like carefree college students eating junk food late at night and talking about random 80's/90's movies.  Being the baby that I am, many of the early 90's/80's movie/culture references I did not understand, but to be in the presence of these wonderful people while sitting atop cheetah-printed carpet in a donut store with a chicken on top made the moment absolutely wonderful.
 Following our exploration of Wichita, we ended the night at the bar of our hotel where we all enjoyed girly drinks, purchased by none other than Jay Asher himself. 
Jay Asher, if you're reading this, thanks for the memories.  It was truly a memorable night.  

And John, thanks for planning such a fabulous conference (please imagine a high-pitched squeal at this time).  You plan a dang good conference. 

And colleagues/friends, thanks for being who you are.  I can't imagine teaching alongside anyone else.  You've truly made the first 12 months of my teaching career remarkable.  I owe much of who I am as a teacher to you.